Willbar
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« Reply #45 on: August 31, 2009, 01,40:48 AM » |
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Quick book him for the Christmas party
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old becuase you stop laughing.
Never take life seriously.... Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Peter r
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« Reply #46 on: August 31, 2009, 01,45:14 AM » |
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i think he's had way too many BONGS !!
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Wade E
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« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2009, 10,50:32 AM » |
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Play that funky music white boy  Evo For example like this white boy here is Wade? He looks like a real funky dude   Wade in his younger days, Steve F found the photo. Look at that hair I used have!  Thanks Steve Evo |
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Willbar
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« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2009, 12,18:47 AM » |
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Hey Pete r u cycling yet ? regards Will
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old becuase you stop laughing.
Never take life seriously.... Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2009, 10,02:41 AM » |
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Hey Phil..Did you mean The 13th rather than the 14th for that Marysville ride(september)? If so I reckon I might be in!
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Milktoast
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« Reply #50 on: September 05, 2009, 10,15:27 AM » |
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Ooops..Forget that.I was looking at 2008 calender.
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sjkermode
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« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2009, 08,56:54 AM » |
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Regarding the 13th of Sep (Sunday), with Phil out injured does anyone know if a Marysville/Toolangi type ride will be on?
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Willbar
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« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2009, 09,18:54 AM » |
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Hi Simon, Wade is going to be away so he was not able to do it but check with Paul Smith as I think I heard his name mentioned regarding this one ?
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old becuase you stop laughing.
Never take life seriously.... Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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2010 KTM 690 Duke
2011 KTM 300 EXC
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Willbar
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« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2009, 06,37:09 AM » |
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Joke of the Day
Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old becuase you stop laughing.
Never take life seriously.... Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Tim Dykes
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« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2009, 08,08:24 AM » |
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Hayabusas in the outback  Three days Melbourne to Darwin only in daylight, stopping about every 150km for fuel. Guess who's on the first one. |
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I can recall the day Australia went to the dogs...
The day that I had to pay for sauce on my pie.
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Serge C
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« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2009, 09,13:04 AM » |
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Guess who's on the first one.
The winner?  |
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"He may look like an idiot, he may sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you...he really is an idiot!" - Groucho Marx.
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Serge C
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« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2009, 09,15:55 AM » |
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Joke of The Day
Two Blondes walk into a building......... You'd think one of them would have seen it! |
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"He may look like an idiot, he may sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you...he really is an idiot!" - Groucho Marx.
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Ian Robinson
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« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2009, 09,18:59 AM » |
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This is one of the few I have appropriate for here.
Old Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Only a motorcyclist knows why a dog hangs its head out the window.
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Serge C
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« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2009, 09,25:30 AM » |
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"He may look like an idiot, he may sound like an idiot, but don't let that fool you...he really is an idiot!" - Groucho Marx.
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Willbar
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« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2009, 09,32:06 AM » |
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A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the
first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things- chickens,
cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the
nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of
things to amuse him with.
Finally, the uncle had an idea. "Why don't you grab a gun, take
the dogs, and go shooting?" This seemed to cheer the nephew
up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail.
After a few hours, the nephew returned.
"How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.
"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old becuase you stop laughing.
Never take life seriously.... Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Current Rides
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2011 KTM 300 EXC
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