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Title: How to get permission to do more riding Post by: Willbar on June 23, 2010, 04,29:42 AM Fellas I think I have cracked the code and found the answer
on how to be able to go riding every weekend, who interested in coming along? First ten to put there names down will get a free gift. Fantastic training opportunity available… WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available Title: Re: How to get permission to do more riding Post by: Mat R on June 23, 2010, 05,30:31 AM MICOE
(Men In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR WOMEN! OPEN TO WOMEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO HAVE A DRINK WITHOUT ICE Multiple demonstrations provided. TOILET ROLLS - ALTERNATIVES AVAILABLE! Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN CLEAN & DIRTY And the multitude of grades between the two. DISHES - Why disposable are better. REMOTE CONTROL Why you should never touch it. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with leaving things where they are in the first place DAY TWO EMPTY BEER CARTONS; Directions on how to re-supply. HEALTH WATCH; Aerobics can be a spectator sport. REAL MEN ARE NEVER LOST Real life demonstration of using a map. DRIVING - Toss the coin to see who drives home? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; Why? HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Go in, get it, leave. How hard is that? REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN I'M GOING TO BE LATE Grand Final, Bathurst, Grand Prix, Superbikes and MotoGP. Accepting that one more is a legimate reason to keep you waiting. GETTING OVER IT; LEARN HOW TO FORGET ABOUT THINGS HE DID OR DID NOT DO OVER A YEAR AGO. A 12 month limit on things to drag out in an argument. THE ALTERNATIVES Divorce is not always seen as a threat, more like a promise. Title: Re: How to get permission to do more riding Post by: Willbar on June 23, 2010, 05,42:31 AM MICOE TOOSHAY Mat. :D ;D 8)(Men In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR WOMEN! OPEN TO WOMEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO HAVE A DRINK WITHOUT ICE Multiple demonstrations provided. TOILET ROLLS - ALTERNATIVES AVAILABLE! Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN CLEAN & DIRTY And the multitude of grades between the two. DISHES - Why disposable are better. REMOTE CONTROL Why you should never touch it. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with leaving things where they are in the first place DAY TWO EMPTY BEER CARTONS; Directions on how to re-supply. HEALTH WATCH; Aerobics can be a spectator sport. REAL MEN ARE NEVER LOST Real life demonstration of using a map. DRIVING - Toss the coin to see who drives home? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; Why? HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Go in, get it, leave. How hard is that? REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN I'M GOING TO BE LATE Grand Final, Bathurst, Grand Prix, Superbikes and MotoGP. Accepting that one more is a legimate reason to keep you waiting. GETTING OVER IT; LEARN HOW TO FORGET ABOUT THINGS HE DID OR DID NOT DO OVER A YEAR AGO. A 12 month limit on things to drag out in an argument. THE ALTERNATIVES Divorce is not always seen as a threat, more like a promise. Title: This may help! Post by: Aaron on June 25, 2010, 10,33:31 AM http://au.tiffany.com/
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