Title: Now the Japanesse Banks have problems Post by: Ian Robinson on October 21, 2008, 06,04:42 AM Following the problems in the financial sector in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. Oh yes, and the Karma sutra bank is Ian Title: Re: Now the Japanesse Banks have problems Post by: Serge C on October 21, 2008, 07,26:44 AM Karma Sutra Bank is....what? Title: Re: Now the Japanesse Banks have problems Post by: Ian Robinson on October 21, 2008, 07,53:38 AM I left the rude word off.
Title: Re: Now the Japanesse Banks have problems Post by: Serge C on October 21, 2008, 07,58:22 AM Chicken ;D Title: Re: Now the Japanesse Banks have problems Post by: Keith Coota on October 22, 2008, 08,30:06 AM As long as the sperm bank does not fold i will be happy. I have a lot of deposits there
Title: Re: Now the Japanesse Banks have problems Post by: Ken R on October 22, 2008, 09,10:19 PM That would be a bad blow!
Title: Re: Now the Japanesse Banks have problems Post by: Phil Randall on November 05, 2008, 06,50:07 AM With a bit of luck, they will just wriggle out of it.
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