Title: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: Willbar on March 10, 2010, 07,21:40 AM An Australian Cop wrote this for women Because of recent abductions In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2.. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you.... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their chequebook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location. 5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) 6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!) 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim. 9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night. 10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack. Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours! Please pass this on This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters,daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well. Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.. Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------------- Title: Re: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: SCHEVY on March 10, 2010, 09,02:40 AM Gidday Will,
Good info to know...next time Fred trys to pinch my wallet, i'll know what to do ;D Cheers, Marls Title: Re: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: Eric L on March 10, 2010, 09,13:33 AM Or better yet just carry a gun and shoot
the bastards ;D Title: Re: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: Aaron on March 10, 2010, 12,44:09 PM Some really great ideas in there. Some are quite creative.
Title: Re: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: MarcL on March 15, 2010, 03,27:22 AM Great tips Will, Now I know that the mrs will be safe when I leave her at home alone to you riding all day with the boys !!!!
Title: Re: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: Eric L on March 15, 2010, 06,26:17 AM What???? are you allowed of the leash
for a whole day now ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: rat on March 15, 2010, 07,36:12 AM so, if i walk up to a chick in her car that is doing her chequebook or hair and screem realy load, she will just gun it into the closest car and let her airbags off. then while thats all done, ill go over to her with my cane in hand (limping) ,and in my nicest baby cry voice say"are you ok luv?" to which she will give me an elbo to the head..
when i wake up from said elbo, i will find myself in her boot ,so i will have to kick out the rear lights and wave at the cars behind me to help..when they pull her over and get me out of there, she will start shooting at me . so i will be running off in a zig zag motion.she will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. then i will go and hide in a stairwell (because no one else is stoopid enough to go there at nite), and search for my wallet that i chucked in the other direction.. i am better paranoid than dead..those crazy chicks scare the crap outa me somtimes i think i have sun stroke... Title: Re: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: SCHEVY on March 15, 2010, 08,46:23 AM You betcha.... ;D
Title: Re: An Australian Cop wrote this for women Post by: MarcL on March 16, 2010, 01,40:23 AM What???? are you allowed of the leash for a whole day now ;D ;D ;D Thanks for not letting me down, I knew that you would have a go....... To answer your question, No I am not allowed out, but just in case of the small possibility that one day I may, I know that she will be OK.... |