We were just discussing around the workplace all the previous HCR achievements that some of us have attained (and not attained) and thought some of you may be interested (This list is not exclusive):
- Wheelie King: Sustain a mono for 150 meters.
- Stoppie King: Sustain an endo mono for 75 meters.
- We all ride together: Complete an entire days ride within 20 meters of all your buddies.
- It's not a race: Complete an entire days ride within 20 meters of all your buddies without using 4th or 5th gears.
- Kitchen Sink: Bring at least 30 non essential household items to setup camp.
- Pikes Peak climb: Get from the bitchy outside of Mansfield up to Abbeyard without getting a rear puncture and blaming your passenger.
- Economan: Complete a day on a 7.5 litre tank without refuelling.
- Yellow Submarine: Drown your bike in the Buffalo River.
- No ticket: Successfully get fed at every meal time after loosing your ticket the first day while all your buddies are yelling that you're going back for seconds.
- Rock-a-by Baby: Try to sleep in your van whilst your friends attempt to tip it over
- No Disassemble: Try to start your flooded bike without pulling it apart
- Mr. Freeze: Stay the entire weekend without a beanie
- Hot Head: Acquire multiple beanies and not share them
- Fashion Week: Acquire multiple HCR t-shirts and not share them
- Ignorance is Bliss: Pass your broken down team mate and don't stop till you get back to base
- Low Profile: Drive at least 20km on the abbey yard dirt road with a flat car tyre
- Operation Barbarossa: Set up your camping spot in the dry, leave it in a muddy quagmire
- Collin McCrae: Leave the Abbyard camping ground without crashing into a tree
- Say Cheese: Pop a mono for the cameras
- Damsel in Distress: Have somone else fix your flat tyre
- Steam powered: Dry your wet gloves by holding them on your exhast (with your hands still in them)
- There can only be one: Charge up a hill between fallen riders
- Hail to the King: Charge up a hill riding over fallen riders
- Peter Brock: Touch a tree on your way out of the Abbyard camping ground
- Camp bitch: Too sore to ride the next day so spend all day packing up and making sure lunch is ready for the hero's return.
- Mrs Palmer: Get reacquainted
- Alzheimer's: After having your front tyre changed by someone else, forget to pump the front brake back up and nearly lose your life over a cliff.
- Commercial Laundry: Dry the clothes of two other riders while they sleep
- Happy Camper: Spend at least 20 hours of the weekend in your swag/tent
- War Veteran: Read at least one full war novel over the weekend
- You bastards: After being told the HCR is a sinch, successfully cartwheel your bike down the first knarly rutted track and fracture your foot.
- Nature Lover: Kill at least 20 Bogon Moths.
- Sooky Lala: Don’t ride the second day.
- Anger Management: Vomit while changing your buddies tyre.
