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Title: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Ken R on December 20, 2011, 04,55:43 AM Here's wishing all AMTRAites a safe and happy Xmas.
May your hills be 'just' achievable, Your river crossings not too deep, May the ride leaders brief be believable, With fond memories home to keep, May your bike always be retrievable, And the rips in your gear do not creep. Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Serge C on December 20, 2011, 10,33:58 AM Thanks Kenny,
Here's a little Xmas cheer from me. Try getting it out of your head! YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDX04uo5Lvk Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: steve f on December 20, 2011, 08,02:38 PM Serge, I have some phone numbers for you to ring, its for your own good buddy...
Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Willbar on December 20, 2011, 09,36:36 PM Thanks Kenny, ???????????????WTFHere's a little Xmas cheer from me. Try getting it out of your head! YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDX04uo5Lvk Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Ken R on December 20, 2011, 10,05:11 PM Thank God there were no pictures Serge.
Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Frankie-boy on December 20, 2011, 10,57:18 PM I liked it Serg, I know you won't worry what the others think, I most certainly wouldn't, they haven't got into the Xmas spirit yet ;D ;D
MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY & A HAPPY NEW YEAR. Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: sandra(bob) on December 21, 2011, 08,40:06 AM i really just dont know what to say.
Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Mat R on December 21, 2011, 11,19:17 PM Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the shed
Not a part was stirring (not even a honda valve). The riding gear was hung by the toolbox with care, In hopes that a ride soon would be near. The bike stood silent, firmly locked to the shed, While visions of "narrow" track danced in its head. Outside the trailer and tie-downs, Lay there in wait. When out my alarm there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed and jumped in the shower. Away to the shed I flew like a flash, Not forgetting on the way to grab me some cash. The sun on the rise of the new-dawn day Gave the promise of great fun coming my way. With haste I gathered up bike and gear, Hitched up the trailer then headed off for the weir. With the van sliding in sideways, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be P-Air. More rapid than eagles his words they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Freddo! now, Marls! now, Tickets and Yarra! On, Coota! On, DNS! on, on Phil and all! To the top of Mt Terrible! lets ride across the dam wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" As dry leaves that before the wild bunch fly, When they meet with an obstacle, jump to the sky. So up to the mountain-top the riders they flew, With the mighty berg at full noise, P-air led the way through. And then, in a twinkling, they were all there The group stopped at the top taking in the mountain air. As I drew in my breath, and was turning around, On down the track led P-Air in a great bound. The stump of a tree he cleared it with ease, As he wrapped on the throttle he cackled with glee. He had a dusty face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! In no time at all at Jamo Pub they do call, And parmas and pots were soon ordered for all. Then I heard him exclaim, to all that were in sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-ride!" Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Frankie-boy on December 22, 2011, 01,31:00 AM Well done Matt, I had a smile while reading that poem.
But, I wouldn't give up my day job if I were you. ;D ;D Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Peter r on December 22, 2011, 11,01:21 AM Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the shed Very well Done Mat !!Not a part was stirring (not even a honda valve). The riding gear was hung by the toolbox with care, In hopes that a ride soon would be near. The bike stood silent, firmly locked to the shed, While visions of "narrow" track danced in its head. Outside the trailer and tie-downs, Lay there in wait. When out my alarm there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed and jumped in the shower. Away to the shed I flew like a flash, Not forgetting on the way to grab me some cash. The sun on the rise of the new-dawn day Gave the promise of great fun coming my way. With haste I gathered up bike and gear, Hitched up the trailer then headed off for the weir. With the van sliding in sideways, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be P-Air. More rapid than eagles his words they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Freddo! now, Marls! now, Tickets and Yarra! On, Coota! On, DNS! on, on Phil and all! To the top of Mt Terrible! lets ride across the dam wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" As dry leaves that before the wild bunch fly, When they meet with an obstacle, jump to the sky. So up to the mountain-top the riders they flew, With the mighty berg at full noise, P-air led the way through. And then, in a twinkling, they were all there The group stopped at the top taking in the mountain air. As I drew in my breath, and was turning around, On down the track led P-Air in a great bound. The stump of a tree he cleared it with ease, As he wrapped on the throttle he cackled with glee. He had a dusty face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! In no time at all at Jamo Pub they do call, And parmas and pots were soon ordered for all. Then I heard him exclaim, to all that were in sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-ride!" Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: seano on December 22, 2011, 07,58:46 PM Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the shed Luv ya work pres ,great stuffNot a part was stirring (not even a honda valve). The riding gear was hung by the toolbox with care, In hopes that a ride soon would be near. The bike stood silent, firmly locked to the shed, While visions of "narrow" track danced in its head. Outside the trailer and tie-downs, Lay there in wait. When out my alarm there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed and jumped in the shower. Away to the shed I flew like a flash, Not forgetting on the way to grab me some cash. The sun on the rise of the new-dawn day Gave the promise of great fun coming my way. With haste I gathered up bike and gear, Hitched up the trailer then headed off for the weir. With the van sliding in sideways, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be P-Air. More rapid than eagles his words they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Freddo! now, Marls! now, Tickets and Yarra! On, Coota! On, DNS! on, on Phil and all! To the top of Mt Terrible! lets ride across the dam wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" As dry leaves that before the wild bunch fly, When they meet with an obstacle, jump to the sky. So up to the mountain-top the riders they flew, With the mighty berg at full noise, P-air led the way through. And then, in a twinkling, they were all there The group stopped at the top taking in the mountain air. As I drew in my breath, and was turning around, On down the track led P-Air in a great bound. The stump of a tree he cleared it with ease, As he wrapped on the throttle he cackled with glee. He had a dusty face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! In no time at all at Jamo Pub they do call, And parmas and pots were soon ordered for all. Then I heard him exclaim, to all that were in sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-ride!" Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Phil Randall on December 23, 2011, 05,45:11 AM Matt,
You are truly a man of great talents, have a great break one and all. Phil R. Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: OZinUS on December 23, 2011, 11,46:58 PM Merry Christmas to all.
Have a VB for me. Cheers Stewart Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: Darren lynch on December 24, 2011, 04,10:41 AM Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the shed Not a part was stirring (not even a honda valve). The riding gear was hung by the toolbox with care, In hopes that a ride soon would be near. The bike stood silent, firmly locked to the shed, While visions of "narrow" track danced in its head. Outside the trailer and tie-downs, Lay there in wait. When out my alarm there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed and jumped in the shower. Away to the shed I flew like a flash, Not forgetting on the way to grab me some cash. The sun on the rise of the new-dawn day Gave the promise of great fun coming my way. With haste I gathered up bike and gear, Hitched up the trailer then headed off for the weir. With the van sliding in sideways, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be P-Air. More rapid than eagles his words they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Freddo! now, Marls! now, Tickets and Yarra! On, Coota! On, DNS! on, on Phil and all! To the top of Mt Terrible! lets ride across the dam wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" As dry leaves that before the wild bunch fly, When they meet with an obstacle, jump to the sky. So up to the mountain-top the riders they flew, With the mighty berg at full noise, P-air led the way through. And then, in a twinkling, they were all there The group stopped at the top taking in the mountain air. As I drew in my breath, and was turning around, On down the track led P-Air in a great bound. The stump of a tree he cleared it with ease, As he wrapped on the throttle he cackled with glee. He had a dusty face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! In no time at all at Jamo Pub they do call, And parmas and pots were soon ordered for all. Then I heard him exclaim, to all that were in sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-ride!" Not bad at all :) ;D Merry Christmas to every one and I can't wait to hear who's been naughty or nice ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: HAPPY XMAS Y'ALL Post by: johnny d on December 24, 2011, 10,13:50 PM i would like to thank everyone for the welcome that bob(sandra)and I have recieved into this wonderfull group of likeminded dirtbike riders,, your encouragemnet, advice ,help ,and good humoured quips have made riding with you an absolute pleasure. thankyou all. have a wonderful, funfilled, christmas break. keep it up right and catch ya's on the trails soon. MERRY CHRISTMAS ;D ;D ;D |